June 2012
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May 2012
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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thatlondonmagic:
whenever people ask me who my hero is i say scott disick
thefake1d:
but seriously stop giving louis carrots
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YES.
Our tag has been a little lonely.
Or dead….whichever.
guys it’s not even funny, Niall just keeps getting hotter and hotter everyday and I don’t know what to do
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Saturday through next Thursday is just...
Kill me.
fromdoncaster:
the next time you meet one direction dressed as a carrot
remember
“Think about the joy the words “penis” and “vagina” have given us over the years.”
– Adam Levine (via temperancethirteen)
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k1mkardashian:
lady gaga’s meat dress was made out of the children she sacrificed to join the illuminati
caadylyn:
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
When One Direction Become Fathers
Liam: sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
Niall: what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat
Zayn: in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x
Louis: great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :)
Harry: did you know ostriches can lay eggs
niallinmyfridge:
If i were louis I wouldn’t take the carrots either
or I would, then have a cerimonial burning of them where all the fans could see
You know who I love?
mrsjasonsegel:
mrsjasonsegel:
Julie Andrews.
Julie, Fucking, Andrews.
Julie, I look better than you even though I am 76 years old, Andrews.
Julie, I am both Mary Poppins, Maria Von Trapp and the Queen of Genovia, Andrews.
Julie, Queen of EVERYTHING, Andrews.
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even if louis and eleanor were caught fucking in the streets
he’d still be gay
Me creeping through the Parachute tags
kitzeles:
weloveparachute:
Expectations:
this
this
this
and maybe even this
Reality:
